A Lovely Poem From The Logger

Just wanted to share an email I received from a friend of mine who lives in Washington state and works as a Logger, that really cracked me up. I was complaining about how hot the weather is here and he was complaining that it wasn't warm enough there. Anyway, to me, his email sounded more like a poem than anything else.

So, here it is..

"I'm horny. you and your above 80 temperatures suck. I will just sit here and enjoy the 80 degrees we have right now.

I'm horny. Doesn't happen much anymore, but I am horny.

Look, I used caps and apostrophe's. Amazing.

I'm frustrated.

Horny, and only a little spit and a dirty hand to fix it with.

I gotta go wash my hands, thanks for this."

So, did anyone else find it as funny as I did? :)