The County's finest

After that night at Cool's house (read: Eye Candy post) I would never hang out with Eye Candy any where else besides his own place or Angels. I would still go and visit him at the gas station where he worked nights occasionally after I got off work.

One evening about midnight, I pulled into the gas station to pop in and say "Hi" to Eye Candy. The store was pretty much empty except for the other cashier, 1 customer and a Cop. I jumped out of my car and strolled inside. Eye Candy was leaning on the counter chatting with the Cop but when he saw me enter, he smiled. The Cop turned to see what he was looking at, and when he saw me, he nodded his head as to say "hey", told Eye Candy he needed to step outside but would be back in a few.

Eye Candy had some things around the store to do, so I followed him around chatting as he did his work. I had a favor to ask him, I needed help changing the bulb of my tail light because it burned out and I had no idea how to do it. He said as soon as he finished restocking the drinks, he'd be more than willing to take a look. We chatted a few minutes longer when the Cop walked back inside and joined our conversation. Within minutes, the Cop started teasing me and it was really getting old. I told Eye Candy that I was going outside to smoke and to come out when he was done.

I walked outside, lit my cigarette and leaned against my car. A voice behind me said, "You shouldn't smoke, it's bad for your health" Oh like I had NEVER heard that before. I turned around to see the Cop standing a few feet behind me. I rolled my eyes, said "Oh really? I didn't know that.. gee.. why didn't someone tell me that before?" I said sarcastically and turned back around. God, he was irritating. You think he would have taken the hint, but he didn't. He walked closer to me, trying to stir up a conversation.

"So, what's your name?"

"J"

"Ohh really? Huh.. that's funny"

"And why the hell is that funny?"

"Ohh.. hahah it's nothing"

This man was really starting to piss me off. "Nothing, huh. Was something, if it made you chuckle."

"Well.. you really wanna know?"

"I asked didn't I?" Is it illegal to be rude to a Cop when you're just having a conversation? When he isn't pulling you over or anything? I wondered to myself.

"Hmm.. well.. maybe I'll tell you before you leave" He smirked and walked back inside. I stomped on my cigarette and walked back inside behind him. I didn't know why, but damn it this man made me madder than a wet cat.

"You done yet?" I asked Eye Candy as I walked back into the store.

"Just a few more minutes. Sorry!"

I sighed and went to browse the magazine rack while I waited. I tried to stay away from the Cop as much as possible. I didn't want to go to jail for going off on an Officer of the Law. My attempts to put some distance in between us didn't work and he joined me over at the magazines a few minutes later. I noticed he stood very close to me but as I tried to step back, I almost tripped. The jerk was standing on my shoe lace.. ON PURPOSE! I bent down to tie my shoe and while I did, he made some remark I didn't quiet hear, but I knew if I had, I would have said something rude. A few minutes later, the same thing. This time, when I bent down to tie the shoe lace again, I heard him say something along the lines of "Yea, I like to see you bent over"

Without thinking, I stood up and kicked him square in the shin. "OW!! What the fuck you do that for!?" he yelled

First I laughed, then I was afraid. Surely I was going to jail now. I just assulted an officer. "I heard what you said jerk!"

He leaned in close to my face, "I could take you to jail right now. You know that, right?"

I knew I better think quick. For a few seconds, I just stared at him. I don't know why, but my anger fled and a new sensation washed over me. I realized he was HOT! Like, I wanted to throw him down on the nasty gas station floor and fuck his brains out hot. So, I straightened my back and leaned closer in to him, "Yea.. well.. I have a feeling I wouldn't make it to jail" I said, with a smile forming on my lips.

"And why is that" he whispered so faintly I could barely hear him

"Because you'd let me go"

"And why would I do that?"

We were whispering so softly, I was surprised either of us heard what the other was saying. "Because, how are you going to explain that the girl you're bringing in.. you just fucked in the back seat of your cop car?"

He just stared at me with mixed emotions in his face.

"Go outside" He demanded

I was still nervous. I didn't know this guy at all. I knew there was still a chance he could take me to jail, but if he did, I'd definately have some ammo up my sleeve. Thankfully, the gas station had cameras inside and if I needed to use those to show he was harrassing me, then I knew Eye Candy would help.

"I'm going back outside" I yelled over my should to Eye Candy as I followed the Cop out.

Once outside, the Cop leaned against the hood on his car staring at me.

"Yes?" I asked

"So.. You wanna know why I laughed when you told me your name?"

"Yes, I do"

"Well, all the J's I've ever met have always been freaky."

"You calling me a freak????" I asked, some what insulted

"No.. No.. not like worship the devil freak. But more like.. a freak in bed, freak"

"Ohhhhhhh" I said, producing yet another smile.

"So.. does the tradition continue?"

"I don't know. Guess you'll have to find out"

"Hmm.. maybe 1 day I will."

And with that, Eye Candy walked out. The Cop said he had some paperwork to do in his car and got in. Eye Candy walked over to my car and started to look around. He couldn't figure out how to change the lightbulb either so we both gave up. I stuck around for a little bit longer then told him I had to leave. As he was giving me a hug goodbye, a minivan came into the parking lot and stopped behind my car. I turned to see who it was, but I didn't recognize the woman. Something was yelled to us, but I didn't hear what was said, then the minivan left.

"Someone you know?" I asked Eye Candy

"Yea..." He said and looked away

"Well? Who was that?"

"My wife"

"WHAT! YOU HAVE A FUCKING WIFE!??"

"Yea.. but we're seperated. We haven't been together in over a year. She's just pissed 'cus I'm late with my child support"

"What a damn minute! I thought you said you had none when we were at Cool's house"

"No. I said nine."

"WHAT!?? You have fucking nine kids!?!"

"Yea.. why do you think I have so many jobs? I have to pay child support for all of them."

Holy Jesus Christ! Nine fucking kids?!? Seriously? After that, I excused myself and got in my car to leave. I saw the Cop look over and I waved goodbye. I was pissed, to say the least. So, I backed my car up and pulled out of the gas station. When I did, my tires squeeled a little, but I didn't care. The speed limit was 40 on that street, but I was doing 50mph. In my rearview mirror, I saw The Cop pull out of the gas station as well, going the same direction I was and his lights were on. I knew he was coming after me, but I just kept driving faster. After I got up to 65mph, I decided I better pull over so I pulled into a vacant parking lot. He pulled up beside me, got out and leaned over the top of his car.

"You know why I pulled you over?" He asked, acting all serious

"Umm.. cus you forgot to get my number?" I asked, trying to make light of the situation

"Hahaha. You're funny. Do you know you have a tail light out? And you were speeding?"

"Uhh.. YEA! I know about the tail light. That's what I came up to ask Eye Candy to help me with. I have it right here if you want to try to figure it out." I said sarcastically

"Nope. But you need to get it fixed. Other Cops won't be as nice as I am."

"Oh you call what you are nice?" I asked, as he made his way around his car to my window

"Of course I'm nice. You don't think so?"

"You threatened to take me to jail"

"And you propositioned a cop"

"No I didn't. I just said you'd have a hard time explaining that the girl you were bringing in, you fucked in your car"

"So, you weren't asking me to fuck you?"

"Why, do you want to?"

"And if I say yes?" He was so close to me I could see the beads of sweat forming on his forehead.

"Then we need to meet up sometime"

His radio went off and he had to go to respond to a call. "Here's my pager, call me and we'll meet up" He said as he turned to walk away.

"You sure about this?"

"Oh yes. I'm definately sure" He answered as he slid into the car and pulled away.

I decided I'd wait a few days and give him a call. Surely I'd be safer with a Cop than I was with Eye Candy and Cool.

Eye Candy

It was towards the end of 2002 and while coming back with a friend; Angel from visiting another friend The Trainer (whom I'll post more about later) and his roommate, Angel and I stopped into a 7-11 to grab a drink. She had cotton mouth and I was feeling pretty dehydrated after the nights festivities with The Trainer. Him and I were like friends with benefits more than anything else. We saw each other occasionally but it never went on beyond that, so it didn't stop me from flirting with others.

We were just pulling out of the parking lot of the convenience store when I spotted a tall, dark-skinned black man walking from the gas pumps. He was bout 6 ft tall, thin, shaved head and looked like he was chiseled out of stone. I stopped the car and gave the Eye candy a whistle which prompted a 30minute conversation with him. Angel was getting irritated, her high was coming down and she wanted to go to bed. I exchanged numbers with Eye Candy and we went on our way.

I worked only about 10 minutes away from the 7-11, where he worked as a night manager for a 2nd job. I worked evenings, getting off at 11pm, so every once in a while I'd stop in after work to say hi. 1 evening I stopped in to say hi, and we made plans for the next night. Him, me and Angel would meet up with his friend Cool and just see what would happen. I called Angel to make sure she could make it and went home.

The next night I went over to Angels house about 9pm, agreeing to pick up Eye Candy at 10. For lack of lighting and bad directions, her and I got lost and ended up having him walk down to a corner store so we could find him. Once we arrived, he jumped in, giving us directions on how to get to Cool's house.

We pulled into Cool's driveway about 20 minutes later. This definitely wasn't an area of town 2 middle-class white girls were known to frequent, unless you were looking for some hard core drugs. I was a little nervous about getting out, shot Angel a cautious look, she shrugged and we both exited the car. We made our way up the stairs to Cool's front door, all the while, my stomach churning. I was getting an uneasy feeling, but brushed it off.

Cool answered the door to my surprise, the music emanating from his house was deafening and I was shocked he even heard us. He ushered us in, glancing out the door once before shutting it. Eye Candy plopped down on the couch, I sat next to him while Angel sat on the other side of me. Cool was sliding into a chair to the left of us. I was taking my time looking him up and down, trying to asses him, hoping it would relax me a little. I felt a sharp jab to my ribs from the right and I looked over at Angel like, "What the fuck is your problem???". When I looked at her, she motioned with her head towards the T.V. so I followed her gaze. Porn was playing on the T.V. I looked back at Angel with yet ANOTHER "What the Fuck!" face. We were both thinking the same thing...

"Did they think we were going to have an orgy? Or a gang-bang? Or just rape us both?? Surely they didn't' expect her and I to do anything with each other??!!?"

I leaned into Eye Candy, hoping it would provide some security. Angel asked if she could smoke a cigarette inside but Cool said no, we'd have to go outside. We decided to wait a few minutes and try to engage Cool into conversation, hoping we could try to figure out what he was thinking/planning.

He wasn't a very talkative guy, so her and I gave up on it after only 5 minutes. We excused ourselves to go outside and smoke. We obviously wanted to talk to each other out of earshot of the guys. We grabbed our purses and walked back down the external stairs to stand by her car. We each smoked 2 cigarettes in record time, we were both very nervous. I'm not sure if it was us being naive, or that we kind of enjoyed the adrenaline we had because of feeling like we were in the face of danger, but we decided to stay.

We snubbed out our cigarettes and walked back towards the stairs in hushed conversation. Suddenly, we heard major rustling in the giant tree above us and froze. We didn't know if we should run up the stairs or just jump in the car and leave. She grabbed my wrist, as if I would be able to offer any security. I was just as freaked as she was. Before we had the change to make up our minds, something heavy feel out of the tree just behind us and moaned. We screamed and ran up the stairs holding hands like something was after us. We barged through Cool's front door shaking and out of breath, slamming it behind us. Eye Candy and Cool were just as startled as we were from the noise we had created trying to get inside.

"What the fuck is all that shit about?" Cool asked, obviously irritated.

Angel and I started talking at record speed on top of each other. It was obvious neither guy new what the hell we were saying and Eye Candy tried to get me to calm down. Eventually Angel and I were able to make a comprehensible sentence and as we continued talking Eye Candy got up and looked out the widow. Sure enough, there was a man still half laying on the ground between Angel's car and the stairs. Cool laughed, apparently thinking it was the funniest thing he's ever heard.

"Oh that's just Leroy. He's a major crackhead and always climbs trees when he's high, but is never able to get back down and usually falls" Cool said still laughing. Eye Candy joined in on the laughter, I guess it was pretty funny to see two VERY white girls scared out of their wits by a true crackhead.

Eye Candy could tell I wasn't too happy with him laughing at us and asked if he could talk to me in the other room where it wasn't so loud. I agreed and Cool said we could use the 1st room on the left down the hall to talk. I tried to navigate in the complete darkness with poise, unfortunately, it didn't work and I stumbled on some very small pink shoes.

"Does Cool have kids?" I asked Eye Candy

"Yea, 2 girls. But they live with their mom and only come to visit"

Well, that explained the shoes I feel over. Once we were in the room, Eye Candy turned on a dim light and we tried to talk. The music was still very loud in there so it was hard to hear what he was saying, so I resorted to try reading his lips.

"How many kids do you have?" I mouthed, knowing he couldn't hear me either

"None" He mouthed back, or so I thought.

Before I was able to ask any more questions, he leaned in and kissed me. It was our first kiss and I quickly got into it. Before I realized, we were laying on the mattress, which was on the floor in the center of the room, completely naked. Our hands and mouths were exploring each others bodies. I crawled down between his legs and grabbed his already hardened dick with my hands. I wrapped my lips around the head of his dick as his fingers found the right spot to make me moan. I didn't want him to cum from head and I knew he was close so I released his dripping dick from my mouth and looked up at him. With 1 sudden movement, I was on all 4's facing away from the bedroom door as he entered me from behind. We were in a synced rhythm and I was about to cum for the 2nd time when I heard something beside me and what I thought was a 3rd hand rubbing my ass.

Confused because I knew Eye Candy couldn't possibly be THAT flexible or have 3 hands, I turned to see Cool standing in front of me with his hard dick only inches away from my mouth and his hand begin to creep between my legs trying to find my clit around Eye Candy's dick. I screamed and tried to crawl away but Eye Candy had a hold of my hips and all it did was push me flat onto my stomach. Eye Candy slid out of me and I rolled over onto my back. Cool leaned down, grabbed me by the hair and tried to shove his hard dick in my mouth while Eye Candy thought it would be a good time to try to re-enter me. I pushed myself up onto my elbows and looked directly into Cool's eyes.

"I swear to fucking god, if you even TRY to put that fucking thing in my mouth I'm going to bite it the fuck off! And how are you going to rape me with no fucking dick!"

As I said this, I pulled both of my knees up to my chest and pushed with all my might, hitting Eye Candy in the chest with me feet and sending him falling to his back. Cool looked startled and took a few steps back. Eye Candy swore and got onto his knees.

"What the fuck, Man! Why'd you come in here!?" Eye Candy yelled at Cool. Cool had a confused look on his face but quickly pulled his pants back up and left the room. I sat there staring at Eye Candy for a minute, not sure what to do or what to ask. Finally, after a few seconds, I took in a breath.

"Why did he come in here!? Did you tell him it was O.K.?" I yelled

"No! He asked me if you were down with it, and I said I had no idea. I said I'd see and let him know. I guess he just decided to try?!"

I got off the mattress, found my clothes and got dressed. I was not in the mood anymore, by any means. I flew open the door and stormed out into the living room where I saw Angel sitting in the same spot as I left, but looking a little more scared.

"Angel, we're leaving! NOW!" I didn't even stop to see if she was behind me, I just walked to the door, flew it open and continued down the stairs. I was only on the second step when I realized the crackhead could still be out here and I didn't want to be alone. I heard Angel behind me and we both walked quickly to her car. We both got in, I grabbed a cigarette and Angel just stared at me, waiting for me to tell her either what had happened or where to drive to. There was a knock on my window and I jumped. Eye Candy was standing there looking confused.

"Why are you leaving? Come back inside, I'm sorry what happened. Cool says he's sorry too"

"Fuck Cool. I'm not staying there any more" I look over at Angel, "Do YOU want to stay?". She shook her head no. "Well, we're leaving then. You can either stay or leave with us, but we're leaving now!"

"Yea, give me a second. I'll tell him I'm leaving" and Eye Candy trotted back up the stairs. I could tell Angel was staring at me so I turned to her to ask her what.

"Dude... he had a gun" She whispered

"Who had a gun? Cool? Eye Candy?"

"Cool did. It was on top of his refrigerator. When you and Eye Candy went in the room, he pulled it out and sat it on the arm of the chair while you guys were in there. Then he walked off with it. I didn't know what to do! I tried to listen for yells or screams or shots, but the music was so loud! I couldn't hear anything! When I was about to get up to see if you were O.K. Cool came back out of the room and sat back down. He looked pissed so I didn't say anything to him. I just sat there. I was so scared! Then you came flying out of the room. What happened in there? Did they hurt you??"

I quickly explained what happened in the room and she looked as disgusted as I felt. I also wondered where Cool had the gun while he was trying to violate me. We both counted our blessings that we made it out alive. Her and I had grown tired of waiting for Eye Candy to come back and were just about to leave when he decended down the stairs. The ride back to his house was quiet and I couldn't wait for him to get out of the car. I was still wondering if he had given Cool the O.K. to come in and try, instead of believing his story. We arrived at his house and as he got out, he tried to give me a kiss goodbye. I wouldn't return it, but instead turned my cheek for him to kiss and Angel and I left.

Just as we pulled off his street we both were talking in frantic modes. Going over what had happened from the crackhead in the tree, to when I flew out of the bedroom. We both decided we would NEVER hang out with Cool again. Gun or no gun.